The return of the Prodigal Blogger.

Days have flown since my last post. Things are the same, but my perspective has changed. I am more AWESOME than before(but that's just me).
Not writing on my blog has been difficult for some weeks, but you see, I simply have to share my amazing thoughts with my entire readership (sums up to 3).
This semester has been hectic for me. What with plenty of football(awesome), lots of shit and some more shit(not so awesome), I have been reduced to jotting my thoughts and observations down on random people and random incidents on pieces of journal paper(true story).
Now, in order to give my readership an idea of how I've spent my last 2 months, I'd have to put up all the SENSITIVE, PROFANE, and did I mention SCANDALOUS data on my blog.
I sincerely wish to avoid legal complications. So, general public, rest assured that your frivolous lives will not be G.K.
(psst. interested people can come to me for private screenings of my journal diaries)
On second thoughts, I'd rather pass.
But you get the point.
I will now dedicate much more time to my dear blog and my beloved readership.
To continued AWESOMENESS.

P.S: I agree with you completely and totally when you say that the title is lame.

What time is it?

My board exams and the league season have been the major hindrance that have kept me from updating my blog for the past month or two, thereby saddening my entire readership network which amounts to a sum total of two (including me).
The Mumbai University and The Mumbai District Football Association have impeded my meteoric progress in the blogosphere by scheduling gruelling engineering second year semester 4 exams and division 5 league matches respectively in this time period.
Strictly going by order of preferrence, I would prefer playing 5 football matches in one day rather than give 1 examination in 5 days (hyperbole to be accepted without challenge). The exam "mentality" managed to screw up my teams chances of winning the league this season. The major contributing factor being that out of the 11 starters, 6 are studying to be engineers.
After a 3-0 victory and 8-0 trouncing of some poor guys in this time frame, we succumbed to two goalless draws leaving everyone except our goalkeeper extremely dejected. ( Anyways, it is quite hard to get our goalie to lose his spirits, though I have no clue whether his happy-go-lucky attitude is on account of his "lack of IQ" and "supposed abundance of AQ".)
Also the primary objective of every M.U student is to attain a minimum of 40 marks in every paper(though for a vast majority, the specified minimum is also the maximum). So, you see where I have been directing all my efforts. And did I mention that I also scored three goals for my team in the course of the two victories we gathered over this month.
There you go.
The sole objective of this post is to show all of you that I am a bloody good football player, and am also not vertically, horizontally or transcendentally or visually or otherwise challenged. And I will not be offended in any way if you consider me a stud.
:-D