The return of the Prodigal Blogger.

Days have flown since my last post. Things are the same, but my perspective has changed. I am more AWESOME than before(but that's just me).
Not writing on my blog has been difficult for some weeks, but you see, I simply have to share my amazing thoughts with my entire readership (sums up to 3).
This semester has been hectic for me. What with plenty of football(awesome), lots of shit and some more shit(not so awesome), I have been reduced to jotting my thoughts and observations down on random people and random incidents on pieces of journal paper(true story).
Now, in order to give my readership an idea of how I've spent my last 2 months, I'd have to put up all the SENSITIVE, PROFANE, and did I mention SCANDALOUS data on my blog.
I sincerely wish to avoid legal complications. So, general public, rest assured that your frivolous lives will not be G.K.
(psst. interested people can come to me for private screenings of my journal diaries)
On second thoughts, I'd rather pass.
But you get the point.
I will now dedicate much more time to my dear blog and my beloved readership.
To continued AWESOMENESS.

P.S: I agree with you completely and totally when you say that the title is lame.