What happens when you put Mo-jo before privacy

After a day of arbit drunken-ness which involved copious amounts of draught beer (happy hours be blessed), some pizza (which did not agree with my digestive system and eventually lost the fight) and weird conversation, I remain with only one startling confession. The confession was startling to me, because, I as an Indian (which makes me and most of us sexually retarded) found it mind-boggling that someone could actually do that.

The act in question being dry-humping in the Bathroom of a popular restaurant. Several hours of further enjoyment, one puke outside The Zone (sorry Sajid Bhai) and a few rounds of CS later, a random digression in a random conversation led to me and a couple of friends debating over the various places where dry-humping/making out is possible.
And on their behalf, I decided to compile this list. The title says "What happens when you put Mo-jo before privacy", well, Shit happens. But there's various roads that lead to it.

Note: These places have either been tried and tested, and if not, shall soon be tried.
If you happen to have tried any of these, please be kind enough to let me know.

1. In bedrooms.(We start with the very simple and easy places)
   
2. In other people's bedrooms.
   
3. Rent a room in a hotel.
   
4. In a car parked in the middle of nowhere.
   (khachakach - Vocabulary consultant: Siddharth Lawande)
   
5. In a car parked in a multi-storey car park. (Courtesy: Chandan Gupta)
   
6. On ledges near lakes/the sea.
   
7. In front of restaurants. (Courtesy: Gaurav Sharda)
   
8. IN restaurants/cafes/bistros.
   
9. In bathrooms in public places.
   
10. In parks.(Behind the bushes)
    
11. In theatres.(I know why you booked the "kopcha seats")
    
12. On the bunks in trains.
    
13. In the restroom on a plane.
    
14. Against the stacks in libraries. (Courtesy: Mihir Gawand)
    
15. In empty classrooms in colleges/schools. (WTF)
    
16. In an office cubicle.
    
17. In a lounge.
    
18. In a club amidst some seriously intense dancing.
    
19. On the roads. (Get a room :-|)
    
20. In taxis.
    
21. In limousines with driver blocked from view. (NICE)
    
22. In lifts in your own building.
    
23. In lifts in someone else's building. (Do not try this in my building, our lifts have CCTV cameras and you could find yourself becoming a youtube sensation in no time)
    
24. Cyber cafes with personal booths (Courtesy: Aditya Bhat)
    
25. Anywhere in Goa. (Courtesy: Aditya Bhat)
    
26. Abso-fucking-lutely ANYWHERE in France. (Courtesy: Priyanka Kulkarni)
    
27. Bandra reclamation.(Courtesy: Faraz Virani)
    
28. Faraz also claims to have made out on the bonnets of cars and in garages. (yeah, sure.)
    

This apart, I hear of people actually DOING it behind the rocks at places like Marine Drive. Due to extreme lack of knowledge and experience in this particular field, my list is relatively short. I shall rely on you, the common people, to help me extend it. So fire away people, tell us all where YOU did it. Feedback, as always, shall be appreciated.